Pairing: River/Jayne kinda, River/Badger onesided, implied future Mal/Inara
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Summary: Badger is a not so bright man, and gets caught.
Timeline: Erm, a post BDM where they deal with Badger, haven't read all the comics so I don't know if they still deal with the cretin.
There she is, skinny little mystery of a girl. Wif that captain, and why, I can't figure out why for the life of me. 'Ow does Mal keep 'is crew wif 'im in that ship. Or that bloody ship in the air, I'll never know. I guess it's just one of life's untold mysteries. She's wearing one of those dresses I fancy on 'er. Nice and short and twirly when she kicks. Not that I get to see 'er in attack mode much. I haggle a few last minute details out wif the captain. Apparently 'e thinks 'e needs more pay. "An' why, praytell, would that be?"
"Because, we got shot at. A lot, and I'm thinkin' you didn't tell us somethin' important about